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So, can I just put this as my out of office?
I’M IN MEXICO BITCH!

So, can I just put this as my out of office?

I’M IN MEXICO BITCH!

I’m not even sure I want to watch Mad Men. That’s pretty grim.

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

Lauren Conrad was at lunch today.

There’s nothing I don’t like about the idea of a party in appreciation of Robyn’s international pop supremacy. Also, in good Swedish style its free.

If that didn’t get you excited enough:

There will be a performance by SDR band The Adventures, and even more pressingly, SDR’s using this Robyn party to fete fellow Swedish wunderkinds The Knife (remember them?) who released a new album, Shaking The Habitual, last month. Yes, someone will play “Heartbeats” (someone better play “Heartbeats.”)

#Robyn   #swede   #pop party  

I moved out of my mom’s when I was 17 

And now I need a refresher course in how to be a human.  Is that available?

This blog probably isn’t worth it

because while

a) it’s unequivocally unpopular

it also means that

b) i can never run for office

lose. lose.

Perspective is everything.  Here is Mary Kate next to a preteen (her boyfriend’s child… but that’s a whole other bag of caterpillars) and both Mary Kate and Ashley next to their fully-formed younger sister who had the womb all to herself. 

Just in case you ever wanted to look like them now you know how truly creepy that would be.  (note to self)

The Swede's First Artichoke

Me:  So you need to scoop out those spiky parts near the heart. We used to eat these all the time when I was little in California.
The Swede:  Your mom let you eat such a dangerous food as a baby?

“Why aren’t there any good websitessssss” I thought refreshing Jezebel for the 400th time

#Jezebel  
trunkmag:

Join the Trunk team tomorrow night, May 9, for the opening of the magnificent photo exhibition of Trujillo Paumier, long time friends of the Trunk team. Seriously, do not miss this. Read more about the exhibition and see more stunning examples of their work here http://ow.ly/kQzWU

you know you wanna come.

trunkmag:

Join the Trunk team tomorrow night, May 9, for the opening of the magnificent photo exhibition of Trujillo Paumier, long time friends of the Trunk team. Seriously, do not miss this. Read more about the exhibition and see more stunning examples of their work here http://ow.ly/kQzWU

you know you wanna come.